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The Canon’s Yeoman’s Tale

Here biginneth the Chanouns Yeman his Tale.

[Prima pars.]

With this chanoun I dwelt have seven yeer, 

And of his science am I never the neer.

Al that I hadde, I have y-lost ther-by;

And god wot, so hath many mo than I.

Ther I was wont to be right fresh and gay

Of clothing and of other good array,

Now may I were an hose upon myn heed;

And wher my colour was bothe fresh and reed,

Now is it wan and of a leden hewe;

Who-so it useth, sore shal he rewe.

And of my swink yet blered is myn yë,

Lo! which avantage is to multiplye!

That slyding science hath me maad so bare,

That I have no good, wher that ever I fare; 

And yet I am endetted so ther-by

Of gold that I have borwed, trewely,

That whyl I live, I shal it quyte never.

Lat every man be war by me for ever!

What maner man that casteth him ther-to,

If he continue, I holde his thrift y-do.

So helpe me god, ther-by shal he nat winne, 

But empte his purs, and make his wittes thinne.

And whan he, thurgh his madnes and folye,

Hath lost his owene good thurgh Iupartye,  

Thanne he excyteth other folk ther-to,

To lese hir good as he him-self hath do.

For unto shrewes Ioye it is and ese

To have hir felawes in peyne and disese;

Thus was I ones lerned of a clerk.

Of that no charge, I wol speke of our werk.

  Whan we been ther as we shul exercyse

Our elvish craft, we semen wonder wyse,

Our termes been so clergial and so queynte.

I blowe the fyr til that myn herte feynte.

  What sholde I tellen ech proporcioun

Of thinges whiche that we werche upon,

As on fyve or sixe ounces, may wel be,

Of silver or som other quantite,

And bisie me to telle yow the names

Of orpiment, brent bones, yren squames,

That into poudre grounden been ful smal? 

And in an erthen potte how put is al,

And salt y-put in, and also papeer,

Biforn thise poudres that I speke of heer,

And wel y-covered with a lampe of glas,

And mochel other thing which that ther was? 

And of the pot and glasses enluting,

That of the eyre mighte passe out no-thing?

And of the esy fyr and smart also,

Which that was maad, and of the care and wo

That we hadde in our matires sublyming,

And in amalgaming and calcening

Of quik-silver, y-clept Mercurie crude?

For alle our sleightes we can nat conclude.

Our orpiment and sublymed Mercurie,

Our grounden litarge eek on the porphurie,    

Of ech of thise of ounces a certeyn

Nought helpeth us, our labour is in veyn.

Ne eek our spirites ascencioun,

Ne our materes that lyen al fixe adoun,

Mowe in our werking no-thing us avayle.

For lost is al our labour and travayle,

And al the cost, a twenty devel weye,

Is lost also, which we upon it leye.

  Ther is also ful many another thing

That is unto our craft apertening; 

Though I by ordre hem nat reherce can,

By-cause that I am a lewed man,

Yet wol I telle hem as they come to minde,

Though I ne can nat sette hem in hir kinde;

As bole armoniak, verdegrees, boras,

And sondry vessels maad of erthe and glas,

Our urinales and our descensories,

Violes, croslets, and sublymatories,

Cucurbites, and alembykes eek,

And othere swiche, dere y-nough a leek.

Nat nedeth it for to reherce hem alle,

Watres rubifying and boles galle,

Arsenik, sal armoniak, and brimstoon;

And herbes coude I telle eek many oon,

As egremoine, valerian, and lunarie,

And othere swiche, if that me liste tarie.

Our lampes brenning bothe night and day,

To bringe aboute our craft, if that we may. 

Our fourneys eek of calcinacioun,

And of watres albificacioun, 

Unslekked lym, chalk, and gleyre of an ey,

Poudres diverse, asshes, dong, pisse, and cley,

Cered pokets, sal peter, vitriole;

And divers fyres maad of wode and cole;

Sal tartre, alkaly, and sal preparat,

And combust materes and coagulat,

Cley maad with hors or mannes heer, and oile

Of tartre, alum, glas, berm, wort, and argoile,    

Resalgar, and our materes enbibing;

And eek of our materes encorporing, 

And of our silver citrinacioun,

Our cementing and fermentacioun,

Our ingottes, testes, and many mo.

  I wol yow telle, as was me taught also,

The foure spirites and the bodies sevene, 

By ordre, as ofte I herde my lord hem nevene.

The firste spirit quik-silver called is,

The second orpiment, the thridde, y-wis, 

Sal armoniak, and the ferthe brimstoon.

The bodies sevene eek, lo! hem heer anoon:    

Sol gold is, and Luna silver we threpe,

Mars yren, Mercurie quik-silver we clepe,

Saturnus leed, and Iupiter is tin,

And Venus coper, by my fader kin!

  This cursed craft who-so wol exercyse,

He shal no good han that him may suffyse;

For al the good he spendeth ther-aboute,

He lese shal, ther-of have I no doute.

Who-so that listeth outen his folye,

Lat him come forth, and lerne multiplye;

And every man that oght hath in his cofre,

Lat him appere, and wexe a philosofre.

Ascaunce that craft is so light to lere?

Nay, nay, god woot, al be he monk or frere,

Preest or chanoun, or any other wight,

Though he sitte at his book bothe day and night,

In lernyng of this elvish nyce lore,

Al is in veyn, and parde, mochel more!

To lerne a lewed man this subtiltee,

Fy! spek nat ther-of, for it wol nat be;

Al conne he letterure, or conne he noon,

As in effect, he shal finde it al oon.

For bothe two, by my savacioun,

Concluden, in multiplicacioun,

Y-lyke wel, whan they han al y-do; 

This is to seyn, they faylen bothe two.

  Yet forgat I to maken rehersaille

Of watres corosif and of limaille, 

And of bodyes mollificacioun,

And also of hir induracioun, 

Oiles, ablucions, and metal fusible,

To tellen al wolde passen any bible

That o-wher is; wherfor, as for the beste,

Of alle thise names now wol I me reste.

For, as I trowe, I have yow told y-nowe

To reyse a feend, al loke he never so rowe.

  A! nay! lat be; the philosophres stoon,

Elixir clept, we sechen faste echoon;

For hadde we him, than were we siker y-now.

But, unto god of heven I make avow,

For al our craft, whan we han al y-do,

And al our sleighte, he wol nat come us to.

He hath y-maad us spenden mochel good,

For sorwe of which almost we wexen wood,

But that good hope crepeth in our herte,

Supposinge ever, though we sore smerte,

To be releved by him afterward;

Swich supposing and hope is sharp and hard;

I warne yow wel, it is to seken ever;

That futur temps hath maad men to dissever, 

In trust ther-of, from al that ever they hadde.

Yet of that art they can nat wexen sadde,

For unto hem it is a bitter swete;

So semeth it; for nadde they but a shete

Which that they mighte wrappe hem inne a-night,      

And a bak to walken inne by day-light,

They wolde hem selle and spenden on this craft;

They can nat stinte til no-thing be laft.   

And evermore, wher that ever they goon,

Men may hem knowe by smel of brimstoon;    

For al the world, they stinken as a goot;

Her savour is so rammish and so hoot,

That, though a man from hem a myle be,

The savour wol infecte him, trusteth me;

Lo, thus by smelling and threedbare array, 

If that men liste, this folk they knowe may.

And if a man wol aske hem prively,

Why they been clothed so unthriftily,

They right anon wol rownen in his ere,

And seyn, that if that they espyed were,

Men wolde hem slee, by-cause of hir science;

Lo, thus this folk bitrayen innocence!

  Passe over this; I go my tale un-to.

Er than the pot be on the fyr y-do,

Of metals with a certein quantite, 

My lord hem tempreth, and no man but he—

Now he is goon, I dar seyn boldely—

For, as men seyn, he can don craftily;

Algate I wool wel he hath swich a name,

And yet ful ofte he renneth in a blame;

And wite ye how? ful ofte it happeth so,

The pot to-breketh, and farewel! al is go!

Thise metals been of so greet violence,

Our walles mowe nat make hem resistence,

But if they weren wroght of lym and stoon; 

They percen so, and thurgh the wal they goon,

And somme of hem sinken in-to the ground—

Thus han we lost by tymes many a pound— 

And somme are scatered al the floor aboute,

Somme lepe in-to the roof; with-outen doute, 

Though that the feend noght in our sighte him shewe,

I trowe he with us be, that ilke shrewe!

In helle wher that he is lord and sire,

Nis ther more wo, ne more rancour ne ire.

Whan that our pot is broke, as I have sayd, 

Every man chit, and halt him yvel apayd.

  Som seyde, it was long on the fyr-making,

Som seyde, nay! it was on the blowing;

(Than was I fered, for that was myn office);

‘Straw!’ quod the thridde, ‘ye been lewed and nyce,      

It was nat tempred as it oghte be.’

‘Nay!’ quod the ferthe, ‘stint, and herkne me;

By-cause our fyr ne was nat maad of beech,

That is the cause, and other noon, so theech!’

I can nat telle wher-on it was long, 

But wel I wot greet stryf is us among.

  ‘What!’ quod my lord, ‘ther is na-more to done,

Of thise perils I wol be war eft-sone;

I am right siker that the pot was crased.

Be as be may, be ye no-thing amased;

As usage is, lat swepe the floor as swythe,

Plukke up your hertes, and beth gladde and blythe.’

  The mullok on an hepe y-sweped was,

And on the floor y-cast a canevas,

And al this mullok in a sive y-throwe,

And sifted, and y-piked many a throwe.

  ‘Pardee,’ quod oon, ‘somwhat of our metal

Yet is ther heer, though that we han nat al.    

Al-though this thing mishapped have as now,

Another tyme it may be wel y-now,

Us moste putte our good in aventure;

A marchant, parde! may nat ay endure,

Trusteth me wel, in his prosperitee;

Somtyme his good is drenched in the see,

And somtym comth it sauf un-to the londe.’ 

  ‘Pees!’ quod my lord, ‘the next tyme I wol fonde

To bringe our craft al in another plyte;

And but I do, sirs, lat me han the wyte;

Ther was defaute in som-what, wel I woot.’

  Another seyde, the fyr was over hoot:—

But, be it hoot or cold, I dar seye this,

That we concluden evermore amis.

We fayle of that which that we wolden have,

And in our madnesse evermore we rave.

And whan we been togidres everichoon, 

Every man semeth a Salomon.

But al thing which that shyneth as the gold

Nis nat gold, as that I have herd it told; 

Ne every appel that is fair at yë

Ne is nat good, what-so men clappe or crye. 

Right so, lo! fareth it amonges us;

He that semeth the wysest, by Iesus!

Is most fool, whan it cometh to the preef;

And he that semeth trewest is a theef;

That shul ye knowe, er that I fro yow wende,    

By that I of my tale have maad an ende.

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Explicit prima pars. 

Et sequitur pars secunda.

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  Ther is a chanoun of religioun

Amonges us, wolde infecte al a toun,

Though it as greet were as was Ninivee,

Rome, Alisaundre, Troye, and othere three. 

His sleightes and his infinit falsnesse

Ther coude no man wryten, as I gesse,

Thogh that he mighte liven a thousand yeer.

In al this world of falshede nis his peer;

For in his termes so he wolde him winde,

And speke his wordes in so sly a kinde,

Whan he commune shal with any wight,

That he wol make him doten anon right,

But it a feend be, as him-selven is.

Ful many a man hath he bigyled er this, 

And wol, if that he live may a whyle;

And yet men ryde and goon ful many a myle

Him for to seke and have his aqueyntaunce,

Noght knowinge of his false governaunce.

And if yow list to yeve me audience,

I wol it tellen heer in your presence.

  But worshipful chanouns religious,

Ne demeth nat that I sclaundre your hous, 

Al-though my tale of a chanoun be.

Of every ordre som shrewe is, parde,

And god forbede that al a companye

Sholde rewe a singuler mannes folye.

To sclaundre yow is no-thing myn entente,

But to correcten that is mis I mente.

This tale was nat only told for yow, 

But eek for othere mo; ye woot wel how

That, among Cristes apostelles twelve,

Ther nas no traytour but Iudas him-selve. 

Than why sholde al the remenant have blame

That giltlees were? by yow I seye the same. 

Save only this, if ye wol herkne me,

If any Iudas in your covent be,

Remeveth him bitymes, I yow rede,

If shame or los may causen any drede.

And beth no-thing displesed, I yow preye,

But in this cas herkneth what I shal seye.

  In London was a preest, an annueleer,

That therin dwelled hadde many a yeer,    

Which was so plesaunt and so servisable

Unto the wyf, wher-as he was at table,

That she wolde suffre him no-thing for to paye

For bord ne clothing, wente he never so gaye;

And spending-silver hadde he right y-now.

Therof no fors; I wol precede as now,

And telle forth my tale of the chanoun,

That broghte this preest to confusioun.

  This false chanoun cam up-on a day

Unto this preestes chambre, wher he lay,

Biseching him to lene him a certeyn

Of gold, and he wolde quyte it him ageyn. 

‘Lene me a mark,’ quod he, ‘but dayes three,

And at my day I wol it quyten thee.

And if so be that thou me finde fals,

Another day do hange me by the hals!’

  This preest him took a mark, and that as swythe,      

And this chanoun him thanked ofte sythe,

And took his leve, and wente forth his weye,

And at the thridde day broghte his moneye,

And to the preest he took his gold agayn,

Wherof this preest was wonder glad and fayn. 

  ‘Certes,’ quod he, ‘no-thing anoyeth me

To lene a man a noble, or two or three,

Or what thing were in my possessioun,

Whan he so trewe is of condicioun,

That in no wyse he breke wol his day;

To swich a man I can never seye nay.’

  ‘What!’ quod this chanoun, ‘sholde I be untrewe?

Nay, that were thing y-fallen al of-newe.

Trouthe is a thing that I wol ever kepe

Un-to that day in which that I shal crepe 

In-to my grave, and elles god forbede;

Bileveth this as siker as is your crede.

God thanke I, and in good tyme be it sayd,

That ther was never man yet yvel apayd

For gold ne silver that he to me lente,

Ne never falshede in myn herte I mente.

And sir,’ quod he, ‘now of my privetee,

Sin ye so goodlich han been un-to me, 

And kythed to me so greet gentillesse,

Somwhat to quyte with your kindenesse, 

I wol yow shewe, and, if yow list to lere,

I wol yow teche pleynly the manere,

How I can werken in philosophye.

Taketh good heed, ye shul wel seen at yë,

That I wol doon a maistrie er I go.’

  ‘Ye,’ quod the preest, ‘ye, sir, and wol ye so?

Marie! ther-of I pray yow hertely!’

  ‘At your comandement, sir, trewely,’ 

Quod the chanoun, ‘and elles god forbede!’

  Lo, how this theef coude his servyse bede!    

Ful sooth it is, that swich profred servyse

Stinketh, as witnessen thise olde wyse;

And that ful sone I wol it verifye

In this chanoun, rote of al trecherye,

That ever-more delyt hath and gladnesse— 

Swich feendly thoughtes in his herte impresse—

How Cristes peple he may to meschief bringe;

God kepe us from his fals dissimulinge!

  Noght wiste this preest with whom that he delte,

Ne of his harm cominge he no-thing felte.    

O sely preest! o sely innocent!

With coveityse anon thou shall be blent!

O gracelees, ful blind is thy conceit,

No-thing ne artow war of the deceit

Which that this fox y-shapen hath to thee! 

His wyly wrenches thou ne mayst nat flee.

Wherfor, to go to the conclusioun

That refereth to thy confusioun,

Unhappy man! anon I wol me hye

To tellen thyn unwit and thy folye, 

And eek the falsnesse of that other wrecche,

As ferforth as that my conning may strecche.

  This chanoun was my lord, ye wolden wene?

Sir host, in feith, and by the hevenes quene,

It was another chanoun, and nat he,

That can an hundred fold more subtiltee!

He hath bitrayed folkes many tyme;

Of his falshede it dulleth me to ryme.

Ever whan that I speke of his falshede,

For shame of him my chekes wexen rede; 

Algates, they biginnen for to glowe,

For reednesse have I noon, right wel I knowe,

In my visage; for fumes dyverse

Of metals, which ye han herd me reherce,

Consumed and wasted han my reednesse. 

Now tak heed of this chanouns cursednesse!

  ‘Sir,’ quod he to the preest, ‘lat your man gon

For quik-silver, that we it hadde anon;

And lat him bringen ounces two or three;

And whan he comth, as faste shul ye see

A wonder thing, which ye saugh never er this.’

  ‘Sir,’ quod the preest, ‘it shal be doon, y-wis.’

He bad his servant fecchen him this thing,

And he al redy was at his bidding,

And wente him forth, and cam anon agayn 

With this quik-silver, soothly for to sayn,

And took thise ounces three to the chanoun;

And he hem leyde fayre and wel adoun, 

And bad the servant coles for to bringe,

That he anon mighte go to his werkinge. 

  The coles right anon weren y-fet,

And this chanoun took out a crosselet

Of his bosom, and shewed it the preest.

‘This instrument,’ quod he, ‘which that thou seest,

Tak in thyn hand, and put thy-self ther-inne 

Of this quik-silver an ounce, and heer biginne,

In the name of Crist, to wexe a philosofre.

Ther been ful fewe, whiche that I wolde profre    

To shewen hem thus muche of my science.

For ye shul seen heer, by experience,

That this quik-silver wol I mortifye

Right in your sighte anon, withouten lye,

And make it as good silver and as fyn

As ther is any in your purs or myn,

Or elleswher, and make it malliable;

And elles, holdeth me fals and unable

Amonges folk for ever to appere!

I have a poudre heer, that coste me dere,

Shal make al good, for it is cause of al

My conning, which that I yow shewen shal. 

Voydeth your man, and lat him be ther-oute,

And shet the dore, whyls we been aboute

Our privetee, that no man us espye

Whyls that we werke in this philosophye.’

Al as he bad, fulfilled was in dede, 

This ilke servant anon-right out yede,

And his maister shette the dore anon,

And to hir labour speedily they gon.

  This preest, at this cursed chanouns bidding,

Up-on the fyr anon sette this thing,

And blew the fyr, and bisied him ful faste;

And this chanoun in-to the croslet caste

A poudre, noot I wher-of that it was

Y-maad, other of chalk, other of glas,

Or som-what elles, was nat worth a flye,

To blynde with the preest; and bad him hye

The coles for to couchen al above

The croslet, ‘for, in tokening I thee love,’

Quod this chanoun, ‘thyn owene hondes two

Shul werche al thing which that shal heer be do.’      

  ‘Graunt mercy,’ quod the preest, and was ful glad,

And couched coles as the chanoun bad.

And whyle he bisy was, this feendly wrecche,

This fals chanoun, the foule feend him fecche!

Out of his bosom took a bechen cole,

In which ful subtilly was maad an hole,

And ther-in put was of silver lymaille

An ounce, and stopped was, with-outen fayle, 

The hole with wex, to kepe the lymail in.

And understondeth, that this false gin

Was nat maad ther, but it was maad bifore;

And othere thinges I shal telle more

Herafterward, which that he with him broghte;

Er he cam ther, him to bigyle he thoghte,

And so he dide, er that they wente a-twinne; 

Til he had terved him, coude he not blinne.

It dulleth me whan that I of him speke,

On his falshede fayn wolde I me wreke,

If I wiste how; but he is heer and ther:

He is so variaunt, he abit no-wher. 

  But taketh heed now, sirs, for goddes love!

He took his cole of which I spak above,

And in his hond he baar it prively.

And whyls the preest couchede busily

The coles, as I tolde yow er this, 

This chanoun seyde, ‘freend, ye doon amis;

This is nat couched as it oghte be;

But sone I shal amenden it,’ quod he.

‘Now lat me medle therwith but a whyle,

For of yow have I pitee, by seint Gyle!

Ye been right hoot, I see wel how ye swete,

Have heer a cloth, and wype awey the wete.’

And whyles that the preest wyped his face,

This chanoun took his cole with harde grace,

And leyde it above, up-on the middeward 

Of the croslet, and blew wel afterward,

Til that the coles gonne faste brenne.

  ‘Now yeve us drinke,’ quod the chanoun thenne,      

‘As swythe al shal be wel, I undertake;

Sitte we doun, and lat us mery make.’

And whan that this chanounes bechen cole

Was brent, al the lymaille, out of the hole,

Into the croslet fil anon adoun;

And so it moste nedes, by resoun,

Sin it so even aboven couched was; 

But ther-of wiste the preest no-thing, alas!

He demed alle the coles y-liche good,

For of the sleighte he no-thing understood. 

And whan this alkamistre saugh his tyme,

‘Rys up,’ quod he, ‘sir preest, and stondeth by me;      

And for I woot wel ingot have ye noon,

Goth, walketh forth, and bring us a chalk-stoon;

For I wol make oon of the same shap

That is an ingot, if I may han hap.

And bringeth eek with yow a bolle or a panne,

Ful of water, and ye shul see wel thanne

How that our bisinesse shal thryve and preve.

And yet, for ye shul han no misbileve

Ne wrong conceit of me in your absence,

I ne wol nat been out of your presence,

But go with yow, and come with yow ageyn.’

The chambre-dore, shortly for to seyn,

They opened and shette, and wente hir weye.

And forth with hem they carieden the keye,

And come agayn with-outen any delay. 

What sholde I tarien al the longe day?

He took the chalk, and shoop it in the wyse

Of an ingot, as I shal yow devyse. 

  I seye, he took out of his owene sleve,

A teyne of silver (yvele mote he cheve!)

Which that ne was nat but an ounce of weighte;

And taketh heed now of his cursed sleighte!

  He shoop his ingot, in lengthe and eek in brede,

Of this teyne, with-outen any drede,

So slyly, that the preest it nat espyde;

And in his sleve agayn he gan it hyde;

And fro the fyr he took up his matere,

And in thingot putte it with mery chere,

And in the water-vessel he it caste

Whan that him luste, and bad the preest as faste,      

‘Look what ther is, put in thyn hand and grope,

Thow finde shalt ther silver, as I hope;

What, devel of helle! sholde it elles be?

Shaving of silver silver is, pardee!’

He putte his hond in, and took up a teyne 

Of silver fyn, and glad in every veyne

Was this preest, whan he saugh that it was so.

‘Goddes blessing, and his modres also,

And alle halwes have ye, sir chanoun,’

Seyde this preest, ‘and I hir malisoun,

But, and ye vouche-sauf to techen me

This noble craft and this subtilitee,

I wol be youre, in al that ever I may!’

  Quod the chanoun, ‘yet wol I make assay

The second tyme, that ye may taken hede 

And been expert of this, and in your nede

Another day assaye in myn absence

This disciplyne and this crafty science.

Lat take another ounce,’ quod he tho,

‘Of quik-silver, with-outen wordes mo,

And do ther-with as ye han doon er this

With that other, which that now silver is.’

  This preest him bisieth in al that he can

To doon as this chanoun, this cursed man,

Comanded him, and faste he blew the fyr, 

For to come to theffect of his desyr.

And this chanoun, right in the mene whyle,

Al redy was, the preest eft to bigyle,

And, for a countenance, in his hande he bar

An holwe stikke (tak keep and be war!)

In the ende of which an ounce, and na-more,

Of silver lymail put was, as bifore

Was in his cole, and stopped with wex weel

For to kepe in his lymail every deel.

And whyl this preest was in his bisinesse,

This chanoun with his stikke gan him dresse

To him anon, and his pouder caste in

As he did er; (the devel out of his skin 

Him terve, I pray to god, for his falshede;

For he was ever fals in thoght and dede);

And with this stikke, above the croslet,

That was ordeyned with that false get,

He stired the coles, til relente gan

The wex agayn the fyr, as every man,

But it a fool be, woot wel it mot nede,

And al that in the stikke was out yede,

And in the croslet hastily it fel.

  Now gode sirs, what wol ye bet than wel? 

Whan that this preest thus was bigyled ageyn,

Supposing noght but trouthe, soth to seyn, 

He was so glad, that I can nat expresse

In no manere his mirthe and his gladnesse;

And to the chanoun he profred eftsone

Body and good; ‘ye,’ quod the chanoun sone,

‘Though povre I be, crafty thou shalt me finde; 

I warne thee, yet is ther more bihinde.

Is ther any coper her-inne?’ seyde he.

‘Ye,’ quod the preest, ‘sir, I trowe wel ther be.’ 

‘Elles go by us som, and that as swythe,

Now, gode sir, go forth thy wey and hy the.’

  He wente his wey, and with the coper cam,

And this chanoun it in his handes nam,

And of that coper weyed out but an ounce.

Al to simple is my tonge to pronounce,

As ministre of my wit, the doublenesse

Of this chanoun, rote of al cursednesse.

He semed freendly to hem that knewe him noght,

But he was feendly bothe in herte and thoght.

It werieth me to telle of his falsnesse,

And nathelees yet wol I it expresse,

To thentente that men may be war therby,

And for noon other cause, trewely.

  He putte his ounce of coper in the croslet,

And on the fyr as swythe he hath it set,

And caste in poudre, and made the preest to blowe,      

And in his werking for to stoupe lowe,

As he dide er, and al nas but a Iape;

Right as him liste, the preest he made his ape; 

And afterward in the ingot he it caste,

And in the panne putte it at the laste

Of water, and in he putte his owene hond.

And in his sleve (as ye biforn-hond

Herde me telle) he hadde a silver teyne.

He slyly took it out, this cursed heyne—

Unwiting this preest of his false craft—

And in the pannes botme he hath it laft;

And in the water rombled to and fro,

And wonder prively took up also 

The coper teyne, noght knowing this preest,

And hidde it, and him hente by the breest, 

And to him spak, and thus seyde in his game,

‘Stoupeth adoun, by god, ye be to blame,

Helpeth me now, as I dide yow whyl-er,

Putte in your hand, and loketh what is ther.’

  This preest took up this silver teyne anon, 

And thanne seyde the chanoun, ‘lat us gon

With thise three teynes, which that we han wroght,

To som goldsmith, and wite if they been oght. 

For, by my feith, I nolde, for myn hood,

But-if that they were silver, fyn and good, 

And that as swythe preved shal it be.’

  Un-to the goldsmith with thise teynes three

They wente, and putte thise teynes in assay

To fyr and hamer; mighte no man sey nay,

But that they weren as hem oghte be.

  This sotted preest, who was gladder than he?

Was never brid gladder agayn the day,

Ne nightingale, in the sesoun of May,

Nas never noon that luste bet to singe;

Ne lady lustier in carolinge

Or for to speke of love and wommanhede,

Ne knight in armes to doon an hardy dede

To stonde in grace of his lady dere,

Than had this preest this sory craft to lere;

And to the chanoun thus he spak and seyde, 

‘For love of god, that for us alle deyde,

And as I may deserve it un-to yow,

What shal this receit coste? telleth now!’

  ‘By our lady,’ quod this chanoun, ‘it is dere,

I warne yow wel; for, save I and a frere,

In Engelond ther can no man it make.’

  ‘No fors,’ quod he, ‘now, sir, for goddes sake,

What shal I paye? telleth me, I preye.’

  ‘Y-wis,’ quod he, ‘it is ful dere, I seye;

Sir, at o word, if that thee list it have,

Ye shul paye fourty pound, so god me save!

And, nere the freendship that ye dide er this

To me, ye sholde paye more, y-wis.’

  This preest the somme of fourty pound anon

Of nobles fette, and took hem everichon

To this chanoun, for this ilke receit;

Al his werking nas but fraude and deceit.

  ‘Sir preest,’ he seyde, ‘I kepe han no loos

Of my craft, for I wolde it kept were cloos;

And as ye love me, kepeth it secree; 

For, and men knewe al my subtilitee,

By god, they wolden han so greet envye

To me, by-cause of my philosophye,

I sholde be deed, ther were non other weye.’

  ‘God it forbede!’ quod the preest, ‘what sey ye?’      

Yet hadde I lever spenden al the good

Which that I have (and elles wexe I wood!)

Than that ye sholden falle in swich mescheef.’

  ‘For your good wil, sir, have ye right good preef,’

Quod the chanoun, ‘and far-wel, grant mercy!’ 

He wente his wey and never the preest him sy

After that day; and whan that this preest sholde

Maken assay, at swich tyme as he wolde,

Of this receit, far-wel! it wolde nat be!

Lo, thus byiaped and bigyled was he!

Thus maketh he his introduccioun

To bringe folk to hir destruccioun.—

  Considereth, sirs, how that, in ech estaat,

Bitwixe men and gold ther is debaat

So ferforth, that unnethes is ther noon.

This multiplying blent so many oon,

That in good feith I trowe that it be

The cause grettest of swich scarsetee. 

Philosophres speken so mistily

In this craft, that men can nat come therby, 

For any wit that men han now a-dayes.

They mowe wel chiteren, as doon thise Iayes,

And in her termes sette hir lust and peyne,

But to hir purpos shul they never atteyne.

A man may lightly lerne, if he have aught, 

To multiplye, and bringe his good to naught!

  Lo! swich a lucre is in this lusty game,

A mannes mirthe it wol torne un-to grame, 

And empten also grete and hevy purses,

And maken folk for to purchasen curses

Of hem, that han hir good therto y-lent.

O! fy! for shame! they that han been brent,

Allas! can they nat flee the fyres hete?

Ye that it use, I rede ye it lete,

Lest ye lese al; for bet than never is late.

Never to thryve were to long a date.

Though ye prolle ay, ye shul it never finde;

Ye been as bolde as is Bayard the blinde,

That blundreth forth, and peril casteth noon;

He is as bold to renne agayn a stoon

As for to goon besydes in the weye.

So faren ye that multiplye, I seye.

If that your yën can nat seen aright,

Loke that your minde lakke nought his sight.

For, though ye loke never so brode, and stare,    

Ye shul nat winne a myte on that chaffare,

But wasten al that ye may rape and renne.

Withdrawe the fyr, lest it to faste brenne; 

Medleth na-more with that art, I mene,

For, if ye doon, your thrift is goon ful clene.    

And right as swythe I wol yow tellen here,

What philosophres seyn in this matere.

  Lo, thus seith Arnold of the Newe Toun,

As his Rosarie maketh mencioun;

He seith right thus, with-outen any lye,

‘Ther may no man Mercurie mortifye,

But it be with his brother knowleching.

How that he, which that first seyde this thing, 

Of philosophres fader was, Hermes;

He seith, how that the dragoun, doutelees, 

Ne deyeth nat, but-if that he be slayn

With his brother; and that is for to sayn,

By the dragoun, Mercurie and noon other

He understood; and brimstoon by his brother,

That out of sol and luna were y-drawe.

And therfor,’ seyde he, ‘tak heed to my sawe,

Let no man bisy him this art for to seche,

But-if that he thentencioun and speche

Of philosophres understonde can;

And if he do, he is a lewed man. 

For this science and this conning,’ quod he,

‘Is of the secree of secrees, parde.’

  Also ther was a disciple of Plato,

That on a tyme seyde his maister to,

As his book Senior wol bere witnesse,

And this was his demande in soothfastnesse:

‘Tel me the name of the privy stoon?’

  And Plato answerde unto him anoon, 

‘Tak the stoon that Titanos men name.’

  ‘Which is that?’ quod he. ‘Magnesia is the same,’      

Seyde Plato. ‘Ye, sir, and is it thus?

This is ignotum per ignotius.

What is Magnesia, good sir, I yow preye?’

  ‘It is a water that is maad, I seye,

Of elementes foure,’ quod Plato. 

  ‘Tel me the rote, good sir,’ quod he tho,

‘Of that water, if that it be your wille?’

  ‘Nay, nay,’ quod Plato, ‘certein, that I nille. 

The philosophres sworn were everichoon,

That they sholden discovere it un-to noon, 

Ne in no book it wryte in no manere;

For un-to Crist it is so leef and dere

That he wol nat that it discovered be,

But wher it lyketh to his deitee

Man for tenspyre, and eek for to defende 

Whom that him lyketh; lo, this is the ende.’

  Thanne conclude I thus; sith god of hevene

Ne wol nat that the philosophres nevene

How that a man shal come un-to this stoon,

I rede, as for the beste, lete it goon.

For who-so maketh god his adversarie,

As for to werken any thing in contrarie

Of his wil, certes, never shal he thryve,

Thogh that he multiplye terme of his lyve.

And ther a poynt; for ended is my tale; 

God sende every trewe man bote of his bale!—Amen.

Here is ended the Chanouns Yemannes Tale.

Here beginneth the Canon’s Yeoman his Tale

[Prima pars.]

  With this canon I dwelt have seven year,

And of his science am I never the near.

All that I had, I have y-lost thereby;

And god wot, so hath many mo’ than I.

There I was wont to be right fresh and gay

Of clothing and of other good array,

Now may I wear an hose upon mine head;

And where my colour was both fresh and red,

Now is it wan and of a leaden hue;

Whoso it useth, sore shall he rue.

And of my swink yet blurred is mine eye. 

Lo! which advantage is to multiply!

That sliding science hath me made so bear,

That I have no good, where that ever I fare;

And yet I am indebted so thereby

Of gold that I have borrowed, truly,

That while I live, I shall it quite never.

Let every man beware by me for ever!

What manner man that casteth him thereto,

If he continue, I hold his thrift y-do.

So help me god, thereby shall he not win,

But empty his purse and make his wits thin.

And when he, through his madness and folly,

Hath lost his own good through jeopardy,

Then he exciteth other folk thereto,

To lose their good as he himself hath do.

For unto shrews’ joy it is and ease

To have their fellows in pain and dis-ease;

Thus was I once learned of a clerk.

Of that no charge, I will speak of our work.

  When we been there as we shall exercise

Our elvish craft, we seemen wonder wise,

Our terms been so clergial and so quaint.

I blow the fire till that mine heart feint.

  What should I tellen each proportion

Of things which that we wirche upon,   

As on five or six ounces, may well be,

Of silver, or some other quantity,

And busy me to tell you the names

Of orpiment, burnt bones, iron squames,

That into powder grounden been full small?

And in an earthen pot how put is all,

And salt y-put in, and also paper,

Beforn these powders that I speak of here,

And well y-covered with a lamp of glass,

And of much other thing which that there was?

And of the pot and glasses enluting

That of the air might pass out nothing?

And of the easy fire and smart also,

Which that was made, and of the care and woe

That we had in our matters subliming,

And in amalgaming and calcining  

Of quicksilver, y-clept Mercury crude?

For all our sleights we cannot conclude.

Our orpiment and sublimed Mercury,

Our grounden litharge eke on the porphyry,

Of each of these of ounces a certain

Naught helpeth us, our labour is in vain.

Ne eke our spirits ascension,

Ne our matters that lien all fix a-down,

May in our working nothing us avail,

For lost is all our labour and travail,

And all the cost, a twenty devil way,

Is lost also, which we upon it lay.

  There is also full many another thing

That is unto our craft appertaining;

Though I by order ’em not rehearse can, 

By cause that I am a lewd man,

Yet will I tell ’em as they come to mind,

Though I ne can not set ’em in their kind;

As bole ammoniac, verdigris, borax,

And sundry vessels made of earth and glass,

Our urinals and our descensories,

Vials, crosslets, and sublimatories,

Cucurbits, and alembics eke,

And other such, dear enough a leek.

Not needeth it for to rehearse ’em all,

Waters rubifying, and bull’s gall, 

Arsenic, sal ammoniac, and brimstone;

And herbs could I tell eke many one,

As agrimony, valerian, and lunary,

And other such, if that me list tarry. 

Our lamps burning both night and day,

To bring about our craft, if that we may.

Our furnace eke of calcination,

And of water’s albifaction,

Unslaked lime, chalk, and glare of an eye,

Powders diverse, ashes, dung, piss, and clay,

Cered pockets, saltpeter, vitriol; 

And diverse fires made of wood and coal;

Sal tartar, alkali, and sal preparat,

And combust matters and coagulate;

Clay made with horse or man’s hair, and oil

Of tartar, alum, glass, barm, wort, and argol,

Realgar, and our matters inbibing;

And eke of our matters incorporing,

And of our silver citronation,

Our cementing and fermentation,

Our ingots, tests, and many mo’.  

  I will you tell, as was me taught also,

The four spirits and the bodies seven,

By order, as oft I heard my lord ’em neven 

The first spirit quicksilver called is,

The second orpiment, the third, y-wis,

Sal ammoniac, and the fourth brimstone.

The bodies seven eke, lo! ’em hear anon:

Sol gold is, and Luna silver we threap,

Mars iron, Mercury quicksilver we clepe,

Saturnus lead, and Jupiter is tin,

And Venus copper, by my father’s kin!

  This cursed craft whoso will exercise,

He shall no good have that him may suffice;

For all the good he spendeth thereabout,

He lose shall, thereof have I no doubt.

Whoso that listeth outen his folly,

Let him come forth and learn multiply;

And every man that ought hath in his coffer,

Let him appear, and wax a philosopher.

Ascaunce that craft is so light to lere 

Nay, nay, god wot, all be he monk or friar,

Priest, or canon, or any other wight,

Though he sit at his book both day and night,

In learning of this elvish nice lore,

All is in vain, and pardee, much more!

To learn a lewd man this subtlety,

Fie! speak not thereof, for it will not be;

All can he lettrure, or can he none, 

As in effect, he shall find it all one.

For both two, by my salvation,

Concluden, in multiplication,

Alike well, when they have all y-do;

This is to sayn, they failen both two.

  Yet forgot I to maken rehearsal

Of waters corrosive and of lemel,

And of bodies mollification,

And also of their induration;

Oils, ablutions, and metal fusible,

To tellen all would passen any bible

That a’where is, wherefore, as for the best,

Of all these names now will I me rest.

For, as I trow, I have you told enough

To raise a fiend, all look he never so rough.

  A! nay! let be; the philosopher’s stone,

Elixir cleped, we seeken fast each one;

For had we him, then were we certain enou’.

But, unto god of heaven I make avow,

For all our craft, when we have all y-do,

And all our sleight, he will not come us to.

He hath y-made us spenden much good,

For sorrow of which almost we waxen wood,

But that good hope creepeth in our heart,

Supposing ever, though we sore smart,

To be relieved by him afterward.

Such supposing and hope is sharp and hard;

I warn you well, it is to seeken ever;

That future temps hath made men to dissever,

In trust thereof, from all that ever they had.

Yet of that art they can not waxen sad,

For unto ’em it is a bitter sweet;

So seemeth it; for nad they but a sheet   

Which that they might wrap him in a-night,

And a brat to walken in by daylight, 

They would ’em sell and spenden on this craft;

They can not stint till nothing be left.

And evermore, where that ever they gon,

Men may ’em know by smell of brimstone;

For all the world, they stinken as a goat;

Their savour is so rammish and so hot,

That, though a man from ’em a mile be,

The savour will infect him, trusteth me;

Lo, thus by smelling and threadbare array,

If that men list, this folk they know may.

And if a man will ask ’em privily,

Why they been y-clothed so unthriftily,

They right anon will rounen in his ear,

And sayn, that if that they espied were,

Men would ’em slay, by cause of their science;

Lo, thus this folk betrayen innocence!

  Pass over this; I go my tale unto.

Ere that the pot be on the fire y-do,

Of metals with a certain quantity,

My lord ’em tempereth, and no man but he—

Now he is gone, I dare sayn boldly—

For, as men sayn, he can do craftily;

Algate I wot well he hath such a name, 

And yet full oft he runneth in a blame;

And wit ye how? Full oft it happeth so,

The pot to-breaketh, and farewell! all is go!

These metals be of so great violence,

Our walls may not make ’em resistance,

But if they weren wrought of lime and stone;

They piercen so, and through the wall they gon.

And some of ’em sinken into the ground

Thus have we lost by times many a pound—

And some are scattered all the floor about,

Some leap into the roof; withouten doubt,

Though that the fiend naught in our sight him show,

trow he with us be, that same shrew!

In hell, where that he is lord and sire,

Nis there more woe, ne more rancour ne ire.

When that our pot is broke, as I have said,

Every man chit, and hold him evil apaid

  Some said, it was long on the fire making;

Some said, nay! it was on the blowing;

(Then was I feared, for that was mine office);

“Straw!” quoth the third, “ye been lewd and nice,

It was not tempered as it ought be.”

“Nay,” quoth the fourth, “stint and harken me;

By cause our fire ne was not made of beech,

That is the cause, and other none, so theech!”

I can not tell whereon it was so long,

But well I wot great strife is us among.

  “What,” quoth my lord, “there is no more to do;

Of these perils I will beware eftsoon;

I am right certain that the pot was crased.  

Be as be may, be ye nothing amazed;

As usage is, let sweep the floor as swith,

Pluck up your hearts and beeth glad and blithe.”

  The mullock on an heap y-sweeped was,

And on the floor y-cast a canvas,

And all this mullock in a sieve y-throw,

And sifted, and y-picked many a throw.

  “Pardee,” quoth one, “somewhat of our metal,

Yet is there here, though that we have not all.

And though this thing mis-happed have as now,

Another time it may be well enou’,

Us must put our good in adventure;

A merchant, pardee! may not aye endure,

Trusteth me well, in his prosperity;

Sometime his good is drowned in the sea,

And sometime cometh it safe unto the land.”

  “Peace!” quoth my lord, “the next time I will find

To bringen our craft all in another plight;

And but I do, sirs, let me have the wite;

There was default in somewhat, well I wot.”

  Another said the fire was over-hot:—

But, be it hot or cold, I dare say this,

That we concluden evermore amiss.

We fail of that which that we woulden have,

And in our madness evermore we rave.

And when we been together everich one,

Every man seemeth a Solomon.

But all thing which that shineth as the gold

Nis not gold, as that I have heard told;

Ne every apple that is fair at eye

Ne is not good, what so men clepe or cry.

Right so, lo! fareth it amongst us;

He that seemeth the wisest, by Jesus!

Is most fool, when it cometh to the proof;

And he that seemeth truest is a thief;

That shall ye know, ere that I from you wend,

By that I of my tale have made an end.

..

Explicit prima pars.

Et sequitur pars secunda.

..

  There is a canon of religion

Amongst us, would infect all a town,

Though it as great were as was Nineveh,

Rome, Alexandria, Troy, and other three.

His sleights and his infinite falseness

There could no man writen, as I guess,

Though that he might liven a thousand year.

In all this world of falsehood nis his peer;

For in his terms so he will him wind,

And speak his words in so sly a kind,

When he commune shall with any wight,

That he will make him doten anon right,

But it a fiend be, as himselfen is.

Full many a man hath he beguiled ere this,

And will, if that he live may a while;

And yet men ride and gon full many a mile

Him for to seek and have his acquaintance,

Naught knowing of his false governance.

And if you list to give me audience,

I will it tellen here in your presence.

  But worshipful canons religious,

Ne deemeth not that I slander your house,

Although that my tale of a canon be.

Of every order some shrew is, pardee,

And god forbid that all a company

Should rue a singular man’s folly.

To slander you is nothing mine intent,

But to correcten that is ’miss I meant.

This tale was not only told for you,

But eke for other mo’; ye wot well how

That, amongst Christ’s apostles twelve,

There nas no traitor but Judas himself.

Then why should all the remnant have blame

That guiltless were? by you I say the same.

Save only this, if ye will harken me,

If any Judas in your convent be,

Removeth him betimes, I you rede,

If shame or loss may causen any dread,

And beeth no thing displeased, I you pray,

But in this case harkneth what I shall say.

  In London was a priest, an annualer,

That therein dwelled had many a year,

Which was so pleasant and so serviceable

Unto the wife, where as he was at table,

That she would suffer him nothing for to pay

For board ne clothing, went he never so gay;

And spending silver had he right enou’.

Thereof no force; I will proceed as now,

And tell forth my tale of the canon

That brought this priest to confusion.

  This false canon came upon a day

Unto this priest’s chamber, where he lay,

Beseeching him to lend him a certain

Of gold, and he would quite it him again.

“Lend me a mark,” quoth he, “but days three,

And at my day I will it quiten thee.

And if so be that thou me find false,

Another day do hang me by the halse!”   

  This priest him took a mark, and that as swith,

And this canon him thanked oft sithe,

And took his leave, and went forth his way,

And at the third day brought his money,

And to the priest he took his gold again,

Whereof this priest was wonder glad and fain.

“Certes,” quoth he, “nothing annoyeth me

To lend a man a noble, or two or three,

Or what thing were in my possession,

When he so true is of condition,

That in no wise he break will his day;

To such a man I can never say nay.”

  “What!” quoth this canon, “should I be untrue?

Nay, that were thing y-fallen all of new,

Truth is a thing that I will ever keep

Unto that day in which that I shall creep 

Into my grave, and else god forbid;

Believeth this as certain as your creed.

God thank I, and in good time be it said,

That there was never man yet evil apaid

For gold ne silver that he to me leant,

Ne never falsehood in mine heart I meant.

And sir,” quoth he, “now of my privity,

Since ye so goodly have been unto me,

And kithed to me so great gentilesse

Somewhat to quite with your kindness,

I will you show, and, if you list to lere,

I will you teach plainly the manner,

How I can worken in philosophy.

Taketh good heed; ye shall well see at eye,

That I will do a mastery ere I go.

  “Yea,” quoth the priest, “yea, sir, and will ye so?

Mary! thereof I pray you heartily.”

  “At your commandment, sir, truly,”

Quoth the canon, “and else god forbid!”

  Lo, how this thief could his service bid!

Full sooth it is, that such proffered service

Stinketh, as witnessen these old wise;

And that full soon I will it verify

In this canon, root of all treachery,

That evermore delight hath and gladness—

Such fiendly thoughts in his heart impress—

How Christ’s people he may to mischief bring;

God keep us from his false dissimuling!

  Naught wist this priest with whom that he dwelt,

Ne of his harm coming he nothing felt.

seely priest! o seely innocent!

With covetise anon thou shalt be blent 

O graceless, full blind is thy conceit,

No thing ne art thou ware of the deceit

Which that this fox y-shapen hath to thee!

His wily wrenches thou ne mayst not flee.

Wherefore, to go to the conclusion

That refereth to thy confusion,

Unhappy man! anon I will me hie,

To tellen thy unwit and thy folly,

And eke the falseness of that other wretch,

As far-forth as that my cunning may stretch.

  This canon was my lord, yet woulden ween?

Sir host, in faith, and by the heaven’s queen,

It was another canon, and not he,

That can an hundred fold more subtlety!

He hath betrayed folks many time;

Of his falseness it dulleth me to rhyme.

Ever when that I speak of his falsehood,

For shame of him my cheeks waxen red;

Algates, they beginnen for to glow,

For redness have I none, right well I know,

In my visage; for fumes diverse

Of metals, which ye have heard me rehearse,

Consumed and wasted have my redness.

Now take heed of this canon’s cursedness!

  “Sir,” quoth he to the priest, “let your man gon

For quicksilver, that we it had anon;

And let him bringen ounces two or three;

And when he cometh, as fast shall ye see

A wonder thing, which ye saw never ere this.”

  “Sir,” quoth this priest, “it shall be done, y-wis.”

He bade his servants fetchen him this thing,

And he already was at his bidding,

And went him forth, and came anon again

With this quicksilver, shortly for to sayn,

And took these ounces three to the canon;

And he ’em laid fair and well a-down,

And bade the servant coals for to bring,

That he anon might go to his working.

  The coals right anon weren y-fet’,

And this canon took out a crosslet

Of his bosom, and showed it to the priest.

“This instrument,” quoth he, “which that thou seest,

Take in thine hand, and put thyself therein

Of this quicksilver an ounce, and here begin,

In name of Christ, to wax a philosopher.

There been full few, which that I would proffer

To showen ’em thus much of my science.

For ye shall see here, by experience,

That this quicksilver I will mortify

Right in your sight anon, withouten lie,

And make it as good silver and as fine

As there is any in your purse or mine,

Or elsewhere, and make it malleable;

And else holdeth me false and unable

Amongst folk forever to appear!

I have a powder here, that cost me dear,

Shall make all good, for it is cause of all

My cunning, which that I you showen shall.

Voideth your man, and let him be thereout,

And shut the door, whilst we been about

Our privity, that no man us espy,

Whilst that we work in this philosophy.”

All as he bade fulfilled was in deed,

This same servant anonright out yede,

And his master shut the door anon,

And to their labour speedily they gon.

  This priest, at this cursed canon’s bidding,

Upon the fire anon set this thing,

And blew the fire, and busied him full fast;

And this canon into the crosslet cast   

A powder, not I whereof that it was

Y-made, either of chalk, either of glass,

Or somewhat else, was not worth a fly,

To blind with the priest; and bade him hie

The coals for to couchen all above

The crosslet, “for, in tokening I thee love,”

Quoth this canon, “thine own hands two

Shall wirche all thing which that shall here be do.” 

  “Grant mercy,” quoth the priest, and was full glad,

And couched coals as the canon bade.

And while he busy was, this fiendly wretch,

This false canon, the foul fiend him fetch!

Out of his bosom took a beechen coal,

In which full subtly was made an hole,

And therein was put of silver lemel

An ounce, and stopped was, withouten fail,

This hole with wax, to keep the lemel in.

And understandeth that this false ’gine

Was not made there, but it was made before;

And other things I shall tellen more

Hereafterward, which that he with him brought;

Ere he came there, him to beguile him thought,

And so he did, ere that they went a-twin 

Till he had tirved him, could he not blin

It dulleth me when that I of him speak,

On his falsehood fain would I me reck’,

If I wist how, but he is here and there:

He is so variant, he habit nowhere.

  But taketh heed now, sirs, for god’s love!

He took his coal of which I spake above,

And in his hand he bear it privily.

And whilst the priest couched busily

The coals, as I told you ere this,

This canon said, “friend, ye do amiss;

This is not couched as it ought be;

But soon I shall amenden it,” quoth he.

“Now let me meddle therewith but a while,

For of you have I pity, by saint Gile!

Ye been right hot; I see well how ye sweat.

Have here a cloth, and wipe away the wet.”

And whilst that the priest wiped his face,

This canon took his coal with hard grace,

And laid it above, upon the midward

Of the crosslet, and blew well afterward,

Till that the coals ’gun fast burn.

  “Now give us drink,” quoth the canon then,

“As swith all shall be well, I undertake;

Sit we down, and let us merry make.”

And when that this canon’s beechen coal

Was burnt, all the lemel, out of the hole   

Into the crosslet fell anon a-down;

And so it must needs, by reason,

Since it so even aboven couched was;

But thereof wist the priest nothing, alas!

He deemed all the coals alike good,

For of that sleight he nothing understood.

And when this alchemist saw his time,

“Rise up,” quoth he, “sir priest, and standeth by me;

And for I wot well ingot have ye none,

Goeth, walketh forth, and bringeth a chalk stone;

For I will make it of the same shape

That is an ingot, if I may have hap.

And bringeth eke with you a bowl or a pan,

Full of water, and ye shall see well then

How that our business shall thrive and prove.

And yet, for ye shall have no misbelief

Ne wrong conceit of me in your absence,

I ne will not been out of your presence,

But go with you and come with you again.”

The chamber door, shortly for to sayn,

They opened and shut, and went their way.

And forth with ’em they carrieden the key,

And come again withouten any delay.

What should I tarryen all the long day?

He took the chalk, and shape it in the wise

Of an ingot, as I shall you devise.

  say, he took out of his own sleeve,

teyne of silver (evil mote he ‘chieve!)   

Which that ne was not but an ounce of weight;

And taketh heed now of his cursed sleight!

  He shape his ingot in length and in bread’,

Of this teyne, withouten any dread,

So slyly that the priest it not espied;

And in his sleeve again he ’gan it hide;

And from the fire he took up his matter, 

And in th’ingot put it with merry cheer,

And in the water vessel he it cast

When that him lust, and bade the priest as fast,

“Look what there is; put in thine hand and grope,

Thou find shalt there silver, as I hope;

What, devil of hell! should it else be?

Shaving of silver silver is, pardee!”

He put his hand in and took up a teyne

Of silver fine, and glad in every vein

Was this priest, when he saw that it was so.

“God’s blessing, and his mother’s also,

And all hallows have ye, sir canon,”

Said the priest, “and I their malison,

But, and ye vouchsafe to teachen me

This noble craft and this subtlety,

I will be your, in all that ever I may!”

  Quoth this canon, “yet will I make assay

The second time, that ye may taken heed

And been expert of this, and in your need

Another day assay in mine absence

This discipline and this crafty science.

Let take another ounce,” quoth he tho,

“Of quicksilver, withouten words mo’,

And do therewith as ye have done ere this

With that other, which that now silver is.”

  This priest him busyeth in all that he can

To do as this canon, this cursed man,

Commanded him, and fast blew the fire,

For to come to th’effect of his desire.

And this canon, right in the meanwhile,

All ready was, the priest eft to beguile,   

And, for a countenance, in his hand he bear

An hollow stick (take keep and beware!)

In the end of which an ounce, and no more,

Of silver lemel put was, as before  

Was in his coal, and stopped with wax well  

For to keep in this lemel every deal.

And while this priest was in his business,

This canon with his stick ’gan him dress

To him anon, and his powder cast in

As he did ere; (the devil out of his skin 

Him tirve, I pray to god, for his falsehood; 

For he was ever false in thought and deed);

And with this stick, above the crosslet,

That was ordained with that false jet,

He stirred the coals, till relent ’gan

The wax against the fire, as every man,

But it a fool be, wot well it mote need,

And all that in the stick was out yede,

And in the crosslet hastily it fell.

  Now good sirs, what will ye bet than well?

When that this priest thus was beguiled again,

Supposing naught but truth, sooth to sayn,

He was so glad, that I can not express

In no manner his mirth and his gladness;

And to the canon he proffered eftsoon

Body and good; “yea,” quoth the canon soon,

“Though povre I be, crafty thou shalt me find;

I warn thee, yet is there more behind.

Is there any copper herein?” said he.

“Yea,” quoth the priest, “sir, I trow well there be.”

“Else go buy us some, and that as swith;

Now, good sir, go forth thy way and hie thee.”

  He went his way, and with the copper came,

And this canon it in his hands name,

And of that copper weighed out but an ounce.

  All too simple is my tongue to pronounce,

As minister of my wit, the doubleness

Of this canon, root of all cursedness.

He seemed friendly to ’em that knew him naught,

But he was fiendly both in heart and thought.

It wearieth me to tell of his falseness,

And natheless yet will I it express,

To th’intent that men may beware thereby,

And for none other cause, truly.

  He put this ounce of copper in the crosslet,

And on the fire as swith he hath it set,  

And cast in powder, and made the priest to blow,

And in his working for to stoop low,

As he did ere, and all nas but a jape;

Right as him list, the priest he made his ape;

And afterward in the ingot he it cast,

And in the pan put it at the last 

Of water, and in he put his own hand.

And in his sleeve (as ye beforen-hand 

Heard me tell) he had a silver teyne 

He slyly took it out, this cursed hayne— 

Unwitting the priest of his false craft—

And in the pan’s bottom he hath it left;

And in the water fumbled to and fro,

And wonder privily took up also

The copper teyne, naught knowing this priest,

And hid it, and him hent him by the breast, 

And to him spake, and thus said in his game,

“Stoopeth a-down, by god, ye be to blame,

Helpeth me now, as I did you while ere;

Put in your hand, and looketh what is there.”

  This priest took up this silver teyne anon 

And then said this canon, “Let us gon

With these three teynes, which that we have wrought,

To some goldsmith and wit if they been ought.

For, by my faith, I nould, for mine hood,

But if that they were silver, fine and good,

And this as swith proved shall it be.”

  Unto the goldsmith with these teynes three

They went, and put these teynes in assay

To fire and hammer; might no man say nay,

But that they weren as ’em ought be.

  This ’sotted priest, who was gladder than he?

Was never bird gladder against the day,

Ne nightingale, in the season of May,

Was never none that lust bet to sing;

Ne lady lustier in caroling,

Or for to speak of love and womanhood,

Ne knight in arms to do an hardy deed

To stand in grace of his lady dear,

Than had this priest this sorry craft to lere;

And to the canon thus he spake and said,

“For love of god, that for us all died,

And as I may deserve it unto you,

What shall this receipt cost? telleth now!”

  “By our lady,” quoth this canon, “it is dear,

I warn you well; for, save I and a friar,

In England there can no man it make.”

  “No force,” quoth he, “now, sir, for god’s sake,

What shall I pay? telleth me, I pray.”

  “Y-wis,” quoth he, “it is full dear, I say;

Sir, at one word, if that thee list it have,

Ye shall pay forty pound, so god me save!

And nere the friendship that ye did ere this 

To me, ye should pay more, y-wis.”

  This priest the sum of forty pound anon

Of nobles fet’, and took ’em everich one

To this canon, for this same receipt;

All his working nas but fraud and deceit.

  “Sir priest,” he said, “I keep have no lose

Of my craft, for I would it kept were close;

And, as ye love me, keepeth it secree;

For, and men knew all my subtlety,

By god, they woulden have so great envy

To me, by cause of my philosophy,

I should be dead; there were none other way.”

  “God it forbid,” quoth the priest, “what say ye?

Yet had I liefer spenden all the good

Which that I have (and else wax I wood!) 

Than that ye shoulden fall in such mischief.”

  “For your good will, sir, have ye right good proof,”

Quoth this canon, “and farewell, grant mercy!”

He went his way, and never the priest him see

After that day, and when that this priest should 

Maken assay, at such time as he would,

Of this receipt, farewell! it would not be!

Lo, thus bejaped and beguiled was he!

Thus maketh he his introduction,

To bring folk to their destruction.—

  Considereth, sirs, how that, in each estate,

Betwixt men and gold there is debate 

So far-forth, that unneths is there none.   

This multiplying blent so many one,   

That in good faith I trow that it be

The cause greatest of such scarcity.

Philosophers speaken so mistily

In this craft, that men can not come thereby,

For any wit that men have nowadays.

They may well chatteren as do these jays,

And in their terms set their lust and pain,

But to their purpose shall they never attain.

A man may lightly learn, if he have aught,

To multiply, and bring his good to naught!

  Lo! such a lucre is in this lusty game,

A man’s mirth it will turn unto grame,

And empten also great and heavy purses,   

And maken folk for to purchasen curses

Of ’em, that have their good thereto y-lent.

O fie! for shame! they that have been burnt,

Alas! can they not flee the fire’s heat?

Ye that it use, I rede ye it let,

Lest ye lose all; for bet than never is late.

Never to thrive were too long a date.

Though ye prowl aye, ye shall it never find;

Ye been as bold as is Bayard the blind,

That blundereth forth, and peril casteth none;

He is as bold to run against a stone

As for to go beside in the way.

So faren ye that multiply, I say.

If that your eyen can not see a-right,

Look that your mind lack not his sight.

For, though ye looken never so broad, and stare,

Ye shall nothing win on that chaffer,

But wasten all that ye may reap and run.

Withdraw the fire, lest it too fast burn;

Medleth no more with that art, I mean,

For, if ye do, your thrift is gone full clean.

And right as swith I will you tellen here,

What philosopher’s sayn in this matter.

  Lo, thus saith Arnold of the New Town,

As his Rosary maketh mention;

He saith right thus, withouten any lie,

“There may no man Mercury mortify,

But it be with his brother ’knowledging.

How that he, which that first said this thing,

Of philosophers’ father was, Hermes;

He saith how that the dragon, doubtless,

Ne dieth not, but if that he be slain

With his brother, and that is for to sayn,

By the dragon, Mercury and none other

He understood, and brimstone by his brother,

That out of sol and luna were y-draw.

And therefore,” said he “take heed to my saw

“Let no man busy him this art for to seek,

But if that he th’intention and speech

Of philosophers understand can;

And if he do, he is a lewd man.

For this science and this cunning,” quoth he,

“Is of the secree of the secrets, pardee.”

  Also there was a disciple of Plato,

That on a time said his master to,

As his book Senior will bear witness,

And this was his demand in soothfastness:

“Tell me the name of the privy stone.”

  And Plato answered unto him anon,

“Take the stone that Titanos men name.”

  “Which is that?” quoth he, “Magnesia is the same,”

Said Plato. “Yea, sir, and is it thus?

This is ignotum per ignotius 

What is Magnesia, good sir, I you pray?”

  “It is a water that is made, I say,

Of elements four,” quoth Plato.

  “Tell me the root, good sir,” quoth he tho,

“Of that water, if that it be your will.”

  “Nay, nay,” quoth Plato, “certain, that I nill.

The philosophers sworn were everich one,

That they shoulden discover it unto none,

Ne in no book it write in no manner;

For unto Christ it is so lief and dear

That he will not that it discovered be,

But where it liketh to his deity

Men for t’inspire, and eke for to defend

Whom that him liketh; lo, this is the end.”

  Then conclude I thus, sith that god of heaven

Ne will not that the philosopher neven

How that a man shall come unto this stone,

I rede, as for the best, let it gon.

For whoso maketh god his adversary,

As for to worken any thing in contrary

Of his will, certes, never shall he thrive,

Though that he multiply term of his life.

And there a point; for ended is my tale;

God send every true man boot of his bale!—Amen. 

Here is ended the Canon’s Yeoman’s Tale.